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The Prologue (???? - 2012)

Not much is known about when this nutjob has cursed this land as when asked it he simply responded with, "Nah bro can't have them [the Government?] know man if they [CIA?] find me they [New World Order???] will come to my house in a black van, grab and hogtie me and kill me." No further questions were asked regarding that topic. The rest of the info that is known about this creator during this era is merely inconsequential in the grand scheme of things. Sources say he was "BIG Trucks, Tractors, and Trains kinda guy" and "...his lowest point had to have been when he cracked that HD doohickey [HDLoader PS2 disc]." Favorite meal during this time was the cheap, former military ration meals known as "Chef Boyardee" and witnesses say he would stuff two meatballs into his mouth, push them between his cheeks and would gnaw at it like some deranged fucking chipmunk. Used to merely lurk on Youtube back in the day but after watching a video where a lady with big breasts partially exposed was reviewing the then new Nintendo Wii console, he would be locked out of Youtube through the dreaded K9 Web Protection software. Thus forcing hyperlink to move over to Newgrounds, with him having to switch between tabs in order to not have that site added to "the blacklist."

The Fantage Era (2012 - 2015)

At this point in time hyperlink, then known as fantagealan2528, began content creation in 2012 when he, with help from his sister, made a trailer for "Freaky Friday" a planned Fantage animation series about wacky classmates who have their own weird quirks and shit but blah blah blah. The plot idea wasn't very good, not to mention the editing was literally just a Powerpoint presentation that was being recorded, with the song "Face Down" from the band The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus playing in the background (with really poor audio quality). The punchline here is that hyperlink never even MADE the series, just the trailer. It turns out a premium account on the game Fantage is REALLY expensive and thus the dream was crushed before ever starting (thank god). Regrettably the video was taken down by hyperlink in a lapse in judgment due to, "...that stupid ass emo teen edge angst shit." He sincerely apologizes for that decision. Afterwards, approximately in 2015 he made a second video regarding a Five Nights At Freddy's leak, because of course he would LOL! Apparently, hyperlink thought that FNAF would shut down or something because he was very gullible. Stupid dumbass couldn't even use a Youtube to MP3 converter site, thus he was stuck using the fucking Youtube music library. Unfortunately that dreaded teen angst later on would force hyperlink to delete that video as well, despite this a few pictures that were used in the video have been found. During all this, hyperlink would develop a playlist, then titled "epic game music", that contained English covers of vocaloid songs, video game music, remixes, and other cringe crap. Thankfully, hyperlink was smart and kept the playlist, now titled ".midi(2014 - 2016)"

The Movie Maker Era (2016 - 2017)

With the sociopolitical climate heating up during this time, hyperlink (still referred to as fantagealan2528) decided to change the channel name to represent his inner darkness and shit. Thus, fantagealan2528 became "The Fancy Butler Llama" which is quite possibly the dumbest fucking name ever. What the actual fuck was he thinking. Well anyways, now equipped with a new name and knowledge of Youtube to MP3 converter sites he begins his mashup videos of gory movie scenes with wacky music that juxtaposes the tone of the scene. Despite most being mid as fuck, few actually became bangers with a couple hundred views on them. Way to go bro! However, hyperlink wanted to try something different as doing mashup videos aren't really that hard. So he started his "Bad Speed Drawing" series where he would screen record himself doing crappy drawings on MS Paint with even crappier music playing in the background. Thankfully the final one titled, "Bad Speed Drawing #5: Bomb Voyage" would put an end to that shit. Seeing that Movie Maker was very limited as to what it could do, hyperlink used the money he had saved up to buy an actual video editing software. Unfortunately, he bought a useless piece of shit called Pinnacle Studios. It had a few things that Movie Maker didn't have like layers and effects, despite that it still was ass and hyperlink quickly sought alternatives.

The Pre-COVID Premiere Pro Era (2018 - 2020)

So here hyperlink (still referred to as "The Fancy Butler Llama") was getting back into photoshop after not touching the program for two years. After realizing that cracking photoshop was super easy, what if he were to...y'know...And thus begins the Premiere Pro Saga! After a painstaking training montage of copying random premiere pro effects and what not, hyperlink went from the "crossing the threshold" phase of the hero's journey to the "trials and tribulations" phase. Isn't this story just exciting as hell? Use this time to take a pee break because we're heading towards DEEP LORE territory now so buckle your shit and brace yourselves. Fast forward and we are now in late 2019, hyperlink looked at his "The Fancy Butler Llama" persona and said, "That's lame as shit, kill him with hammers." and lo and behold hyperlink was finally born, while "The Fancy Butler Llama" was found beaten to death in a random alley on some part of the internet, rest in piss you will not be missed! Oh and fuck your last music playlist that shit was cringe, and thus hyperlink created the ".mp3(2019 - 2023)" playlist. Anyways, around this time hyperlink finally found out you can import photoshop files into premiere pro, took this motherfucker two years to even think to do this, what a doofus. This is also foreshadowing, remember this detail because you MIGHT be quizzed on it, and I CAN and WILL fail you. With this in mind, hyperlink made a video of Stephen Hawking being depressed (let's be real here he probably wasn't the happiest mf while he was still alive) with a can of Orange Crush, which made him realize that true editing like that takes effort, YIKES! Oh well, surely something won't give hyperlink all the time in the world to edit videos and learn even more shit in premiere pro, right?

The Post-COVID Premiere Pro Era (2020 - 2022)

Uh oh! COVID-19 just dropped in, and now school is canceled, HELL YEAH! By the pure grace of God, hyperlink was granted: unemployment checks, school ending early, and online college classes for like a year. Sounds like this man literally have nothing better to do than edit more videos, and thus began the Shitpost Arc within the Premiere Pro Saga. After making a crapton of shitposts on iFunny for a bit, hyperlink started experimenting with that whole photoshop/premiere pro thing, if you said importing photoshop files into premiere then CONGRATS!!! Good job sport, you get internet validation on a random ass website, woo! If you got it wrong then YOU SUCK!!!! Anyways, hyperlink was making Cirno animation videos, using art he found on twitter and danbooru (not the most ethical way honestly, but I really wanted to create stuff and it takes me like five hours to draw a single picture). This is also the point in time hyperlink began watching a shitton of anime, like this guy would watch a little bit of anime since the Fantage Era, but here anime hit this man harder than crack hit the streets in the 80s (thanks CIA, true heroes), this is where hyperlink gained appreciation for 70s and 80s anime (specifically Nadia and the Secret of the Blue Water and Lupin III). But to be honest, that anime binge fest wouldn't have been possible without his dealer harpow (check him out!!!) Back to the premiere history, hyperlink would continue to make shitposts on iFunny, until the fucking automod kept taking down his best posts, which is really tragic because they were rather silly. Also should be noted that hyperlink was beginning in explore the vast internet for weird and silly websites and videos, which inspired him to make a website (OH SHIT YOU'RE READING THIS ON THE WEBSITE I IMAGINED!!! HOW META (not sponsored by Facebook)!!!) and make a playlist for all the weird and cool shit he found on Youtube, which he referred to as ".webm".

The Modern Era (2023 - Present)

At this point in time, hyperlink came to the realization that he kept making 100% shit and 0% post, but he wanted to make videos with a bit more "post" some call this hyperlink's enlightment, but really it was about damn time anyway. Thus begins hyperlink's ongoing ".prproj Collection" in which hyperlink finds a generic topic like time, strawberries, or space and gathers all kinds of assets regarding that. This can include, old archival films, diagrams, magazine clips, old 90s gifs, and pretty much anything that has to do with the topic, and just edits the ever living shit out of it. This usually results in trippy visuals and a very experimental look. After a bit, hyperlink started to use Boris FX Particle Illusion for the .prproj videos and soon after the Boris FX Continuum plugin for ever crazier editing. Not only that, but the last Cirno video made was pretty much a combination of everything this absolute madlad learned about video editing over the past 7-8 years. As 2023 came to a close hyperlink created a new music playlist to start the new era called ".flac(2024 - 202X)". Some ask what hyperlink plans to do in the future, but simply put, it's whatever he freakin' wants to do! And that's the magic of it, the man just does what he wants to do and when he's bored of doing it he finds something else he wants to do. This is all the data we have on this creator, but we shall keep you updated on any new information regarding him in the near future.